We're not Detroit!

Cat with no face

I punched a monkey square in the face once.
that's a good thing you did
god bless you
He didn't even do anything wrong.
I just wanted all the children at the zoo to know that I wasn't fucking around.
If I were an A-list celebrity, I'd abduct rednecks and perform weird experiments on them and then chloroform them and dump them in a field.
"I was just driving down the highway, when I saw some weird lights in the sky. Next thing I know, I was strapped to a table being poked, prodded and probed. Josh Stroh was there taking notes and--" "Wait....the Josh Stroh?" "....yeah." "From Space Rangers in Space?" ".....yeah." "......I don't believe you."
"Josh Stroh came to my 6 year old's birthday party, punched the pony we rented in the mouth and then declared himself the Anti-Dalai Lama before grabbing onto a rope ladder that was attached to a hot air balloon and flying away."
"And then it rained dollar coincs for two minutes."
coins*
"I was walking back to my car when Josh Stroh jumped out of a van and offered to sell me pot. I asked for his autograph but he just punched me and stole my wallet"

I was 9